You might ask why anyone would ever need to personalize his
machete. After all, most machetes arrive
from the factory shaped in accordance to how generations of users, be they
farmers or ranchers or jungle dwellers or explorers, developed the designs over
the centuries. I assume it was the Spanish conquistadors who initiated the machete’s evolution. They had swords of various lengths and
contours and they used them to whack through jungles and brushlands and across
deserts in their quest to find gold and silver and to subdue the natives (more
often by the blade than by the Word) into accepting Christianity. Over time, the machete became that long, thin,
flexible knife ideally suited to regions where the underbrush is thick and
vines grow long and cactus sprawls along the trail like endless punji stakes
awaiting a taste of blood. But that
still doesn’t answer the question does it?
Why would anyone feel inclined to take his or her machete and alter its
design ever so slightly? What’s the purpose?
But then why do people get tattoos or
wear rings in the noses or even in their ears?
I’ve never been enamored with any of that; in fact, I don’t even wear a
watch. Of course, living way out here in
the woods doesn’t require a watch since only four times are important:
Sunrise, Daytime, Sunset and Night.
Before and After Photos of an Imacasa 12 inch machete formerly marketed by Brigade Quartermasters.
When it comes to personalizing my machetes I am as guilty as
the next guy. I can’t seem to buy a
machete without immediately thinking how I can modify it for one reason or
another. One of my favorite past times
is to locate old machetes and rejuvenate them into something else, be it a camp
knife or trail knife or even a fishing knife.
I am only interested in carbon steel machetes and have no interests in
stainless steel. I’ll take it one step
further: The only real machetes are made in Latin America (though I’ll allow
the Ontario Knife & Tool machete) and those Central American and South
American machetes are unsurpassed. I
have a friend named J.R. who recently went to Harbor Freight and bought a
couple of cheap Chinese stainless steel machetes. He took them to his ranch and within minutes
of whacking away at some underbrush they both snapped. So I suggested a store that sells good
quality South American machetes and he emailed me saying he’d gone there and found
a couple of nice ones.
Before and After Photo of an Ontario Knife & Tool 12-inch machete.
But the need to personalize a machete gets worse as one ages
and as one becomes more and more familiar with the terrain one travels. I am forever imagining scenarios where I’ll
need one type of knife or another and even as I drift off to sleep at night I’m
often thinking of some new knife design or knife-making project or how I intend
to modify my latest machete acquisition.
Granted, a machete is a specialized instrument. It won’t chop through heavy logs nor does it
do well for fine woodcarving. But where
there are brambles and vines and cacti and where the mogotes are so thick you can only see in about four feet then the
machete comes alive. The thin blade plays
with the vines and shrubs and makes short order of cactus pads. In the jungles I’ve watched the native people
make everything from bows and arrows to blowguns to huts to rafts and traps
with only a machete. I think the machete
is the real bushcraft knife! In fact, I read an interview with Jeff
Randall who owns Esee knives and Jeff said the same thing. If given his druthers for the ultimate
bushcraft (woods craft) blade he prefers a machete—and this comes from a man
who makes what I consider the best woods knives in the world.
Ontario Knife & Tool 12-inch machetes
Choosing an ideal camping knife is one of those subjects
where everyone has an opinion, and why not? People who go camping develop their own criteria as to what works
for them. That’s the critical part. It really depends on where you go
camping. If it’s in a state park or
regulated camping area then the need for anything other than a pocket knife is
questionable. In fact, some of America’s
best known hiking trails are so regulated and bureaucratized that they really
amount to not much more than a long sinuous walk through the park. In places like that it’s hard to fathom the
need for anything other than a paring knife.
But in places outside the US or in some of our wilderness areas then
something a bit more substantial is perhaps needed. In the northern climes a small hatchet reigns
supreme. The hatchet is better than a
large knife or a Mora knife or a hunting knife or a Swiss Army Knife or
anything else for that matter. A man who
knows how to use a hatchet will agree without hesitation. But it’s always a good idea to carry a sturdy
pocket knife for small chores like opening a package of food or maybe making a
skewer for the fire.
Tramontina 12-inch
To the South the machete replaces the hatchet. Carry a pocket knife and bring along a
machete and hopefully you’ve got a few skills and you should be okay…assuming
you also brought water, a tin cup, and a water purifier. And a ferro rod! And a wide-brimmed hat….
In my view the best walking, hiking, camping, woods-craft
machete has a blade of no more than about 15 inches. My personal preference is to have a blade
about 10 inches long. A modified machete
with a 10-inch blade is feather light and yet has enough mass in the blade to
successfully cut camp stakes or make feather sticks or clean away underbrush
around your hammock or tent. A small
modified machete makes an excellent tool to make a bow-drill or a spoon or even
a bow if needed. I’ve made dozens of
bows with nothing more than a small machete.
The spine acts as a perfect scraper if you define the angle and retain a
burr as you would on any cabinet scraper.
A small, personalized machete also makes a good weapon if the
need arises. In some parts of the
country it is no less the Wild West than it was 150 years ago and in some
respects it’s now even worse.
Woods Roamer Full-Tang Camp Knife 5160 Spring Steel
This is not to say that a thick bladed knife is not
needed. A thick bladed knife comes in
handy for lots of survival tasks from making a shelter to building a trap. But the small machete will do the same job
for a lot less money—though the lighter weight will require a little more work. Allow me to say something in reference to the
costs of machetes. Along the border and
on into Mexico you can purchase Latin American machetes for about five bucks or
thereabouts. I cringe when I see what
some of these online companies are charging their customers for the machetes
they sell. Prices are exorbitant and sometimes
downright ridiculous. The last 20-inch Tramontina
machete I purchased at a nearby ranch store cost me $4.37. The last Bellotto machete I bought from a
vendor at a flea market cost $9.00. Both purchases were within the last two years. When
I see prices of $25 or more for some of these same machetes in the online
stores I get a bit upset. Okay, forgive
the rant.
Pig Sticker: 5160 Spring Steel
About the only bit of knife making advise I can give you
regarding any modifications you might care to make to one of your machetes is
be very careful not to burn the steel.
If you use an angle grinder or Dremel tool then you’d best keep the
blade cool by constantly dipping it in water.
Otherwise, you’ll burn the steel and essentially ruin the project. If the steel turns blue where you are cutting
the blade then you’ve goofed and now you have two choices: Make the blade even
shorter or turn what’s left of your machete into a gardening trowel.
